Sprinting and Skirt-ing

There are few things I love to wear more than knee-length skirts. Despite the fact that, although they are making a comeback, they will perhaps never be as attractive as a shorter skirt would be, I continue to wear them because there's nothing quite like the feeling of running whilst wearing a knee-length skirt. 

For those unaware, skirt-wearing is a very precarious business. Despite how good they look on an individual, said individual is automatically filled with fear in every instance of a windy day or a walk up stairs. A skirt wearer is always bound in motion by the length of her skirt; to run would be simply out of the question. 

But does pursuit of attractiveness always have to include an element of risk? Certainly not! Knee-length skirts are the solution. One can enjoy the full extent of human motion with a new element of motion of the skirt. One no longer fears the skirt's motion, but is able to fully embrace it as a complement to one's human motion. I can take the steps two at a time, dance and twirl through outdoor breezes, and burst into a sprint when necessary in complete confidence. Thus I beseech you, fellow skirt-wearers: to enjoy the aesthetic experience of skirt-wearing to its fullest extent, one must opt for the knee-length skirt.